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Royal Kingdom News. Volume 1 Issue1May 2001

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The Jesters life, A history

Sir.K's adoption...

The Princess obsetion with perfume


The Jesters life, A History:

The Jester, as far as I know is a silly guy from the planet Venus. (And yes that means he’s from the planet of woman.) So from his origin, we can predict how is secret romance with the princess is going. Oh wait; did I say that out loud? That the JESTER and the PRINCESS are having a secret romance? WELL, I didn't mean that.... or did I? Buhaaa

News update: Sir. K's adoption

Sir K's adoption banquet didn't go as planned...Silly Bees swarmed over the bidders and Sir K was soon found on the ground being tickled to death. Luckily, Thousands of Brave Mitten Men came to his aid...for a price that is. Sir K paid 2000 pesos (His life saving) to the mitten men who saved his life. So Sir K is still not adopted. So if you would like to adopt, call 858-911-2345.

Info: Sara’s obsessions with Perfume

Just last week, a tired and "calmed" Sara slumped down in her chair in SSR of 6th period. Little did she know that she was just about to see the world in a whole different way. She couldn't find a book to read so she decided to search around in her friends "Book Bag" (Aka Back pack). So she ripped out a magazine called "Cosmo Girl". She read a little and was about to fall asleep when she fell over the Perfume ad. This wasn’t any ordinary perfume ad, or so we thought. The reaction was insane. Life instantly sprang to her and her eyes bulged out. And from that day, when Sara comes across Perfume, the other Royal Kingdom members have to sadly lock her in a room where her craziness is not hated. Buhaaaaa

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