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ISSUE NO. 4...By Princess Sara of Quite-a-lot with some stuff by Queen SalSal and help from King Rolo and Jester Markie
Contents of this issue....
NO ROMANCE....
NOTT'S ERRY ARM....
as many of the residents of our kingdom know, some rumors have been flying about the jester (mark h.) and the princess of quite-a-lot (sara f.). well, i (sara f.) am here to say that THEY ARE NOT TRUE!!!!!! the jester and the princess are MUTUAL FRIENDS (thank you mr. webster). that is all on this subject.
Once upon a time......actually, on friday, may 18, the most royal members of the royal kingdom traveled long and hard (in an EXTREMELY cold bus, while watching silly green blobs go out of bad guys' pants...?) to the forum festivals (where da King's tuba chickened out on him in Dorian Rhapsody...and this wasn't the main attraction) and then to KNOTT'S BERRY FARM (which was, as you can tell, the main attraction)!!!!!!!!!!! the band received gold and everyone was happy in the kingdom =o) (well, except for the fact that some guy at Carmel valley won the award...)! Well, as most of us know, Knott's Berry Farm was...*ahem* exciting. OKOK, it was more than exciting.....
Queen Hannie, Queen SalSal, Jess, and Princess Rosa of Not-A-Lot rode on the ride Ghostrider, where our butts were completely off our stupid seats, and Queen SalSal clutched Queen Hannie while Hannie cried like a baby....
Montezuma's Revenge must've been really sweet revenge for this Montezuma guy.....cuz Queen SalSal screamed all the way through the loops, up, and back down...3 times...cuz that Prince Max forced her to go on that one 3 times....she thought of INTERESTING things to scream during the ride...King Rolo slyly suggested to Queen Hannie not to hold on to the bar, and simply laughed at her (between intervals of turning green of course) while she freaked out....
I think that the roller coasters made our sight not so good...cuz while we all screamed "Ms. Green, Ms. Green!" to the "Ms. Green" on the Supreme Scream, it turned out that "she" was actually a HE.....
We realized that day that you don't have to go to Las Vegas to gamble...Prince Max and Queen SalSal gambled more than enough for those stupid monkeys (and that mean lady wouldn't even give us HALF a monkey!) And silly Jester Mark actually got a monkey! Pooh on him!!!
On the Log Ride, Andy was screaming his head off on the parts where we just kinda DRIFTED....(glad he didn't go on Montezuma's Revenge... =o ) Although we waved to the workers in the caves, they didn't wave back (how rude!)
Jaguar was a calmer ride...although the riders were parallel to the ground about 100 feet up in the air, some dared to wave at the others on the ground...but to Queen Hannie, even the way to the ride was scary..."the scary trash can attacked me!" she screamed. umm.. yeah.... uh... ok... well, i guess thats all of this issue... hehe bye then...