Volume 1, Issue 2

Table of Contents:

A budding romance....

Queen/Prince relation....

Couch Potatoes....

Adoption...

THE ROYAL KINGDOM FAMILY: A HISTORY By Queen SalSal, with a little help from King Rolo

A budding romance: Jester and Princess?

Recently, during a noon meal several days ago, all of us found out that the Jester Mark and Princess Sara were entering a not-so-secret romance (or at least it's not a secret anymore!) The couple continued denying the claim with blushing cheeks....do we believe them? Votes- NO=1000000 YES=0

THE QUEEN IS NOT THE PRINCE'S MOTHER!!!

Let's make it clear that Queen SalSal IS NOT, I repeat, IS NOT Prince Max's mom!! Perhaps he could be her brother? BUT PRINCE MAX, STOP CALLING HER MOM, AND ABOVE ALL, STOP SIGNING YOUR EMAILS "YOUR SON"!!! Thank you!

Goddesses are couch potatoes

What does Adi the goddess do? We have decided that goddesses are couch potatoes...they sit in front of their heavenly TV, with a bag of magical chips (fat free, of course) and the glowing remote in their hand...

Adoption of Sir K!!

Have a heart! Adopt Sir K today! This peasant, currently residing in room 27, needs a home! All shots and papers at the shelter....only a quarter to adopt him! Give him a home now!! Call 1-800-GETHOME for more information.

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