Mitten Men and Other Wonderful Creatures of the Royal kingdom, A History.

Well start off with Mitten Men. These hideous creatures were the by-product of the monkey mans experiments. Determined to create a "Virtual Girl" he worked countless hours. Only to his disappointments, during creation, something went terribly wrong. The result was a midget with a big black head. And one of his hands, are a big mitten that goes SLAP. So the monkey man simply cloned thousands if them and donated them to the king. Now they serve faithfully, but they aren’t too much of help as they need NEW BATTERIES! YES THATS RIGHT! They need new batteries! Donate ASAP to the RKINGDOM Fund.


Now lets move onto those silly bees:

These Silly Bees are closely related to the queen. The queen, being unable to swim (Sally are you practicing blowing those bubbles under water??!?) is just like the bees who cant swim. These silly bees only fear mitten men as they can be easily slapped. One example is the poor unfortunate silly bee that wandered his way into a mitten mans nose. The mitten man inhaled and well let’s just says, he didn’t come out the other end looking so good. The mitten men (not being very smart) tried one of those zappy things to start the bee’s heart again. Unfortunately it was TOO MUCH POWER and the poor silly bee became true bee bee QUE!


Now to the penguins!

Not seen commonly. These flying penguins (yes theses are SPECIAL penguins that can fly) can reach top speed of 300 mphs! Yes that’s right! As a mater of fact, green flash that just swept pass you was a penguin spy bird! Buhaaaa!

Sara, Mark, and Max don’t have their own armies....YET. Currently they are protected by a set of Silly Bees and Mitten Men. (With new batteries...I think!) 1